Stuart Mackinnon, my lovely Scottish guide from Skye Local Tours, is trying to convince me to stick my face into the frigid, whitecapped water of River Sligachan. “Hold it underwater for seven seconds, then let it dry naturally,” he tells me, “and eternal youth and beauty will be yours.” Having just watched The Substance, I’m not that desperate to clear up my grays and frown lines, but sure, Stuart, I’ll hear you out.
As the centuries-old story goes, a fierce warrior woman named Skiach once lived in the Cuillin mountain range (the one lurking behind us as we peer into the river). She was challenged to a fight by Irish warrior Cú Chulainn, and the two clashed swords for days. Skiach’s daughter looked on helplessly as the evenly matched stalwarts teetered close to starvation. She cried and cried, and her love-filled tears fell into the River Sligachan, opening a portal to the fairy world. (“Scots faeries in general were deemed a part of the netherworld that could be arrived at through mounds, mountains, or lochs,” wrote Lamont-Brown.)
A fairy told Skiach’s daughter to submerge her head in the water to find out how to bring an end to the fighting. In the depths, she was told to find “wise” hazelnuts (or the “hazelnuts of wisdom,” which has a nicer ring to it) that grew nearby and cook them into a meal. The smell enticed the warriors down from the mountain. Skiach and Cú Chulainn each secretly hoped the wise nuts would teach them how to outwit their opponent. What they learned was that one would never overcome the other, so they made peace and from then on fought side by side. Travelers who follow Skiach’s daughter below the river’s surface will receive her virtues, beauty, and eternal youth.
A native of Skye, Stuart can weave a tale as easily as breathing, and almost (almost) gets me to dunk my head in the icy water, though not for the obvious reasons. I want to find those hazelnuts of wisdom! The scent of a great meal has wafted down from the Isle of Skye for years, where forest-to-table and pier-to-plate are ways of life. Game and shellfish, chanterelles and wild garlic, berries (rasp, black, and straw), and yes, hazelnuts can be gathered within walking distance of most restaurant kitchens. Scotland’s rural stretches of Highlands and islands are pristine, among Europe’s best-preserved natural environments, with water and air so pure, so free of pollutants, flora and fauna don’t just grow — they thrive. Which is to say: Yes, Scotland has spectacularly good food. And spectacularly bland food. You just need to look for where the magic is happening.
Case in point: Every trip to Skye should include a weekend at Kinloch, for its legendary hospitality and equally legendary Sunday Roast. A whitewashed luxury hotel set prettily on the banks of Loch na Dal, the former family home of the High Chief to Clan Donald has welcomed wanderers for 50 years. Arriving here is like being given a warm woolen blanket, tea, and a hug. Across the hotel’s two buildings and 19 rooms, drawing rooms all have fires blazing; couches are overstuffed, whiskies are plentiful, and the whole vibe is very hurkle-durkle.
Hotel owner Isabella Macdonald (daughter of Godfrey, Lord Macdonald and High Chief, and Lady Claire) greets me over breakfast, a whisper of the family resemblance mirrored in dining-room portraits of Macdonalds from the 1700s. Though I’m eyeing the full Scottish breakfast, I’m still full from dinner the night before, a feast of wildly delicious regional ingredients: West Coast crab and courgette roulade; braised Highland beef cheek; giant couscous with sweet potato, almonds, and olives; and for dessert, a four-in-one celebration of cheesecake, whipped milk-chocolate ganache, churros, and butternut squash ice cream. (The dessert legacy here owes much to Lady Claire, renowned for her sweet-tooth concoctions.) This corner of Skye is home to countless acres of forest, coast, field, and garden, and nearly half a dozen ingredients with “sea” in them: sea coriander, sea aster, sea orach, seaweed, sea buckthorn (a tangy, bright-orange berry growing on the shores of the island that makes for a refreshing sorbet). The menu changes daily, which means you can linger and keep trying new things — or come back often. But there are proverbial breadcrumbs to follow, another hour north…
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